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  • #1

    Osiris (Thursday, 10 April 2014 18:28)

    Hello?

  • #2

    Ad Absurdum (Thursday, 10 April 2014 18:29)

    Arcturus?

  • #3

    Mirmel (Thursday, 10 April 2014 18:29)

    Wormholes?

  • #4

    Osiris (Thursday, 10 April 2014 18:30)

    No, i think you're mistaken, we're past that.

  • #5

    Mirmel (Thursday, 10 April 2014 18:31)

    Rabbitholes?

  • #6

    Osiris (Thursday, 10 April 2014 18:31)

    You should really ask Arcturus about that..

  • #7

    Arcturus (Thursday, 10 April 2014 19:50)

    Indeed

  • #8

    Tühmaempi (Friday, 11 April 2014 08:51)

    Alt-land-is

  • #9

    Osiris (Friday, 11 April 2014 21:00)

    Poppycock.

  • #10

    THE Gavin Blair (Friday, 11 April 2014 21:05)

    Would really appreciate people not leaving their belongings in front of the airlock.

  • #11

    Mellon (Friday, 11 April 2014 21:08)

    Sorry, I left your belongings there a while back.

  • #12

    Osiris (Friday, 11 April 2014 21:09)

    For a chat this seems a lot like a message board...

  • #13

    Gavin Blair (Friday, 11 April 2014 21:11)

    Yeah... or a guestbook.. :p

  • #14

    THE Gavin Blair (Friday, 11 April 2014 21:13)

    Yeah.. or a guestbook!! :D

  • #15

    Osiris (Saturday, 12 April 2014 10:49)

    Yeah! Or a message board!
    Hey Arcturus, why did the Behemoth cross the road?

  • #16

    Abu (Saturday, 12 April 2014 10:51)

    Commentsectionofthedepartmentstore.

  • #17

    Pamir (Saturday, 12 April 2014 10:53)

    Don't be a dick.

  • #18

    Osiris (Saturday, 12 April 2014 10:56)

    Hello?

  • #19

    Artlukm (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:16)

    Anybody out there?

  • #20

    Osiris (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:31)

    Yes I'm here.
    I'm always here..

  • #21

    Gavin Blair (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:36)

    I'm rather worried about the way commercialism is writhing into our lives through every possible outlet.

  • #22

    THE Gavin Blair (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:36)

    You worry too much.

  • #23

    Mellon (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:40)

    Hey where'd that Artlukm guy go?
    He was a barrel o' laughs..

  • #24

    Osiris (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:42)

    Honestly, I don't think he was ever even here.

  • #25

    tuehma (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:53)

    Hey, keep it civil, I don't want to start moderating thy behinds.

  • #26

    Osiris (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:56)

    Civility has nothing to do with order, or moderation for that matter..

  • #27

    THE Gavin Blair (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:57)

    I don't think that's a word.

  • #28

    Osiris (Saturday, 12 April 2014 11:59)

    What, moderation?
    You might be right.

  • #29

    tuehma (Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:24)

    I'm warning you two..

  • #30

    Gavin Blair (Saturday, 12 April 2014 13:19)

    Who?

  • #31

    THE Gavin Blair (Saturday, 12 April 2014 13:20)

    Us two?

  • #32

    tuehma (Saturday, 12 April 2014 13:21)

    No, you two landlubbers.

  • #33

    Osiris (Saturday, 12 April 2014 13:24)

    Us too?

  • #34

    Arcturus (Saturday, 12 April 2014 14:24)

    U2?

  • #35

    Fiftyandover (Saturday, 12 April 2014 14:30)

    18+?

  • #36

    tuehmaempi (Saturday, 12 April 2014 15:35)

    ever tried to build a narrative in a non-linear-sense?

  • #37

    tuehmin (Saturday, 12 April 2014 16:49)

    or a message board? muse-sick-n-hour-mess-age

  • #38

    Chat? (Saturday, 12 April 2014 18:24)

    Le chat noir

  • #39

    Le chat? (Saturday, 12 April 2014 18:49)

    Give ur Haus a rest.

  • #40

    Osiris (Saturday, 12 April 2014 18:59)

    Why don't you give his house a rest, or the rest to his house.

  • #41

    La Chat (Saturday, 12 April 2014)

    Rest in peace.

  • #42

    Chat la (Saturday, 12 April 2014 21:25)

    Rest in pieces

  • #43

    Samael (Saturday, 12 April 2014 21:31)

    We call the rain

  • #44

    Sirious (Saturday, 12 April 2014 21:34)

    Resistance is futile

  • #45

    tuehma (Sunday, 13 April 2014 10:44)

    Siriously? My house is under house arrest.
    It's not to leave it's premises, under penalty of fine and incarceration.

  • #46

    Osiris (Sunday, 13 April 2014 10:53)

    So ask him about trying to build a non-linear narrative.

  • #47

    Whorus (Sunday, 13 April 2014 10:55)

    I would never... but for pay.

  • #48

    zakmckrakken (Sunday, 13 April 2014 12:34)

    Was? Ankh?

  • #49

    THE Gavin Blair (Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:09)

    Ankhl Ben? As in Ben Anubi?

  • #50

    Osiris (Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:10)

    Hello?

  • #51

    Neftys (Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:46)

    O-bi one anubi

  • #52

    I taw a Putty Tat (Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:00)

    Am dritten Katertage, da schenkt die Liebste mir drei Kaltenbergs, zwei Hefeweizen und ein höchst ungewöhnliches Bier

  • #53

    tuehma (Monday, 14 April 2014 12:09)

    Someone should do something about these damn wormholes...

  • #54

    define (Monday, 14 April 2014 12:11)

    someone something and damn wormholes

  • #55

    Osiris (Monday, 14 April 2014 12:11)

    Yes, they are beginning to be a bit of a bother.

  • #56

    Whorus (Monday, 14 April 2014 12:14)

    The light.. it's blinding.. like a billion stars in a big heap with vanilla sauce and white sugar on top..and cream.. plenty cream.

  • #57

    Osiris (Monday, 14 April 2014 12:16)

    Würmhåles.

  • #58

    Gavin Blair (Monday, 14 April 2014 12:17)

    Stop saying that!

  • #59

    And now for something completely different (Monday, 14 April 2014 12:30)

    This is getting rather silly. Wurms.

  • #60

    The Mad Capper (Tuesday, 15 April 2014 10:34)

    What a waste of time.. I wish I was a lumberjack.

  • #61

    Osiris (Tuesday, 15 April 2014 10:35)

    OH COOL! A chatroom!
    Hi Everybody!

  • #62

    Gavin Blair (Tuesday, 15 April 2014 10:36)

    Hey

  • #63

    Osiris (Tuesday, 15 April 2014 10:38)

    I suppose these are subatomic particles?

  • #64

    THE Gavin Blair (Tuesday, 15 April 2014 10:39)

    Yes.

  • #65

    Durundil (Tuesday, 15 April 2014 10:41)

    Must be.

  • #66

    BeeZee (Tuesday, 15 April 2014 12:15)

    Subatomic lumberjack?

  • #67

    Remo (Saturday, 19 April 2014 02:30)

    And he's okay.

  • #68

    Osiris (Saturday, 19 April 2014 02:50)

    Woarmhoals.

  • #69

    Anonymouse (Saturday, 19 April 2014 02:53)

    This feels... wrong.

  • #70

    PläänBii (Thursday, 24 April 2014 11:38)

    Hello?

  • #71

    tuehma (Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:52)

    Yes?
    What?
    Please do go on, the suspense is killing me..

  • #72

    Hitch-cock (Friday, 25 April 2014 10:56)

    The master of susssspense.

  • #73

    i needz (Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:29)

    plan b bad

  • #74

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:55)

    "..and thus they ran out of internets, and then went on to spam the galaxy.."

  • #75

    tuehmempi (Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:57)

    "but where?"

  • #76

    THE Gavin Blair (Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:58)

    It is not a where, but a when.

  • #77

    s-kape.ancientbrowser (Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:59)

    "i'd say as soon as possible" - aristotheles

  • #78

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:00)

    Thus the Würmwholes?

  • #79

    THE THE Gavin Blair (Saturday, 26 April 2014)

    I has no idea

  • #80

    Anonymouse (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:01)

    Now!
    Always now!

  • #81

    Anonymoose (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:02)

    For all? For who elz?

  • #82

    tuehma (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:04)

    Are you guys actually talking about something or just acting like a mental patient?

  • #83

    tuehma (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:05)

    MODERATION

  • #84

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:06)

    ...selfish prick..

  • #85

    theseguys (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:06)

    tal-king. not to anyone

  • #86

    Master at arms (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:07)

    I don't like shellfish bricks

  • #87

    fun (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:08)

    land. orrrrrr else wh're?

  • #88

    MSTR AT GNS (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:08)

    who like shellfish brix?

  • #89

    Master at farms (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:09)

    Oh heavens no! Never on land!

  • #90

    fck (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:10)

    what would scoobydooo dooo

  • #91

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:11)

    Ye I knew this one guy.. used to sell frisbees, true story.

  • #92

    A boot (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:11)

    What? Why about?

  • #93

    frysbeegolf (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:12)

    i needz advice on dat issue

  • #94

    6th sense (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:13)

    i see _ people

  • #95

    Master at charms (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:13)

    To know the subject is to understand the outcome.

  • #96

    4real (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:14)

    2real?

  • #97

    BLAIR (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:14)

    it's spelled advise you morons

  • #98

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:16)

    So wich project was this now?

  • #99

    b-real (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:16)

    like cypress hill. real gangsta rap

  • #100

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:16)

    .. or do you spell it witch . . ?

  • #101

    unreal (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:17)

    how do you you spell anything

  • #102

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:18)

    Badly and in a haste, what else can you see?

  • #103

    de- (Saturday, 26 April 2014)

    ath-ci-vate-forrrrrr-alll

  • #104

    arcturus (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:20)

    who's dat?

  • #105

    Brothered (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:21)

    You guys are losing my mind.

  • #106

    Homer (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:22)

    I hope I didn't brain my damage

  • #107

    tuehma (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:23)

    I'm guessing it's a dude on a couch.

  • #108

    Granpa (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:24)

    Wish I knew... I'm just old

  • #109

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:24)

    STOPSTOPSTOPITSTOPSTOP!
    EVERYBODYSTOP! doing that

  • #110

    Fracture (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:26)

    I need a break.

  • #111

    real boner (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:28)

    that's not funny at all! i call for moderation!

  • #112

    tuehma (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:31)

    Wooh-pah-phaw

  • #113

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:34)

    Who's laughing now?

  • #114

    isis (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:35)

    no one. and the reason unknown

  • #115

    JFK (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:35)

    We're looking through some glass.

  • #116

    BFK (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:36)

    looking glass

  • #117

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:38)

    warm holes, there, i said it

  • #118

    Arcturus (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:39)

    Warmholes. Sun is hot also.

  • #119

    ss-cape (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:39)

    what. where. who.

  • #120

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:41)

    It's actually a pretty funny story, I was-

  • #121

    stop ss (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:42)

    what are you talking about there? where? and who is talking about what?

  • #122

    tuehma (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:43)

    Look guys honestly, I can't stay up all night and make sure you keep it's clean so I'm gonna go to bed. Good night.

  • #123

    sheeet (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:43)

    sheeet

  • #124

    homer (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:44)

    mmm.... bed

  • #125

    Osiris (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:44)

    You do's seem tired, good night.

  • #126

    tired (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:45)

    yez i amz. but want to wake up also

  • #127

    tired2 (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:45)


    early awakening

  • #128

    Seth (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:47)

    THE EARTH IS MINE!

  • #129

    The bootles (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:48)

    hulp

  • #130

    Horus (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:49)

    For now. . *epic glare*

  • #131

    NARRATOR (Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:53)

    Will they survive?! Will they perish?! Will they bathe in glory and eat unicorns for breakfast?! All this AND MORE in a all new exiting episode of Cancelled.

  • #132

    panda (Saturday, 26 April 2014)

    makes me sad

  • #133

    Malice (Monday, 28 April 2014 10:25)

    through the looking glass

  • #134

    Intent (Monday, 28 April 2014 11:05)

    Through time and space.

  • #135

    Benevolence (Monday, 28 April 2014 11:06)

    Through it all.

  • #136

    Osiris (Monday, 28 April 2014 11:08)

    Oh cheer the fuck up..
    An end is a beginning.

  • #137

    Ra (Monday, 28 April 2014 11:10)

    An end is an end, in the end what it means it's a means to an end.

  • #138

    tuehma (Monday, 28 April 2014 11:11)

    What?

  • #139

    Goodwill (Monday, 28 April 2014 13:38)

    All questions are answers

  • #140

    Loki (Monday, 28 April 2014 14:15)

    Give it a rest already

  • #141

    Heimdall (Monday, 28 April 2014 14:16)

    Never!

  • #142

    Odin (Monday, 28 April 2014 14:25)

    See you at Ragnarök

  • #143

    Jötunn (Monday, 28 April 2014 14:34)

    Múspellsmegir fra Múspellsheimr

  • #144

    Surtr (Monday, 28 April 2014 14:36)

    Hahahahahaaa

  • #145

    Æsir-Thor (Monday, 28 April 2014 14:42)

    Baldr Æsir MÆsir

  • #146

    Spiderman (Monday, 28 April 2014 14:43)

    What is this Marvel crap?

  • #147

    Conan the Librarian (Monday, 28 April 2014 15:33)

    Beginnings of the Hyborian Age

  • #148

    immoderate (Monday, 28 April 2014 21:10)

    chatboom

  • #149

    Osiris (Tuesday, 29 April 2014 11:51)

    Chatdoom

  • #150

    The Badger (Tuesday, 29 April 2014 11:53)

    Beginnings of the Typorian Rage.

  • #151

    Anonymouse (Tuesday, 29 April 2014 11:56)

    Type-o-rama

  • #152

    Illiterator (Tuesday, 29 April 2014 11:57)

    Please enter the code.
    uvrzvk

  • #153

    Working girl (Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:32)

    Type-O-Positive

  • #154

    Please enter the code (Thursday, 01 May 2014 17:03)

    ddGD

    send

    *Required fields

  • #155

    Anonymouse (Wednesday, 07 May 2014 00:17)

    Brains..

  • #156

    G'day mate (Sunday, 11 May 2014 10:51)

    Aussie rules!

  • #157

    Quarterback (Sunday, 11 May 2014 10:53)

    DOWN, SET, HUT!

  • #158

    Association football referee (Sunday, 11 May 2014 10:54)

    Please wait for 30 seconds before you write new comment.

  • #159

    Hockeydude (Sunday, 11 May 2014 10:59)

    Blaah, I ain't waiting shit. Where's my Camel Snus?

  • #160

    Magic Rug-by (Sunday, 11 May 2014 11:01)

    Ok. That calls for a penalty! You're out sir. For Indeterminate Period

  • #161

    tuehma (Friday, 06 June 2014 01:43)

    Do you guys ever go to sleep?

  • #162

    Osiris (Friday, 06 June 2014 22:58)

    Nay. Never.

  • #163

    The Mad Capper (Saturday, 07 June 2014 22:51)

    I TOLD YOU I'D DO IT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa... ha haa...

  • #164

    Ruuska (Sunday, 08 June 2014)

    What is this shit?

  • #165

    mrml (Monday, 15 September 2014 00:37)

    I second to that. What is this shit? And how can I join?

  • #166

    vrvl (Monday, 15 September 2014 00:38)

    And how can I drop out?

  • #167

    THE Know It All (Monday, 02 February 2015 12:49)

    YOU don't join, IT joins.

  • #168

    THE Know Nothing (Monday, 02 February 2015 12:50)

    YOU don't drop out, IT drops out.

  • #169

    Osiris (Monday, 02 February 2015 12:52)

    What, is this shit?

  • #170

    Ra (Monday, 02 February 2015 13:09)

    Shit, this is what?

  • #171

    Thot (Friday, 17 April 2015 21:24)

    Ra, you okay?

  • #172

    Ahoy (Friday, 17 April 2015 21:25)

    RRRRRAAA MATEY!

  • #173

    Avast (Saturday, 02 May 2015 23:27)

    Yee!

  • #174

    Shemale Chikken (Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:44)

    Am elften Katerstage, da Schenkt die liebste mir...

  • #175

    BB (Saturday, 05 December 2015 01:35)

    Pheee . . .

  • #176

    Pengobatan Stroke (Saturday, 27 February 2016 14:09)

    Thank you sir

  • #177

    Würmholes ? (Friday, 20 October 2017 12:06)

    I'm not a robot

  • #178

    ello (Sunday, 11 November 2018 16:45)

    ello

  • #179

    I (Wednesday, 13 March 2019 22:28)

    I might be a robot.

  • #180

    Fra Non-Existo (Wednesday, 30 October 2019 07:33)

    Zkk vnpj zmc mn okzx lzjdr Hkjjz z ctkk anx.

  • #181

    Damocles (Wednesday, 30 October 2019 08:35)

    Dibidaba duubie.

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